JamesLehane

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Hetalia.

You: হ্যালো!

Stranger: Hello there!

Stranger: Huh..? *confused* T^T

You: Аз съм Сийланд!

Stranger: Well.. Im the great sealand! Nice to meet you too!

You: I'm Sealand!

You: Imposter!

Stranger: N-no!!

You: Yes! You are!

Stranger: You just spoke gibberish! How can you be me?!

Stranger: Unless I have an evil twin!

Stranger: Are you my evil twin!?

You: I was playing with Google Translate!

You: I'm not!

You: Maybe you are!

Stranger: Nuh uh!! You're a liar!

You: I am not!

You: You are!

You: You're trying to steal my identity!

Stranger: You're just a big Billy tryna mess with me! It's not working jerk!

Stranger: Bully!

You: I'm not a bully!

You: You're a bully!

You: and a jerk!

Stranger: No!! *tears up* you are!

You: ...Don't cry, other me!

Stranger: Well you're saying I'm not me! *sniffle*

You: Because you can't be me. I'm me!

You: Maybe you're from another world!

Stranger: But you can't be me! Are we trapped in two alternate universes? Is that it? Is Arthur a jerk in yours too?!

You: I think Arthur would be a jerk no matter what.

Stranger: You're right..

Stranger: I don't know how to settle this.!

You: Are you a country in your universe?

Stranger: I'm a country in every universe!

You: Of course!

You: I was recognized by three nations!

Stranger: Who? For me: berwald, Tino, and surprisingly Switzerland after I bugged him.. Now you! 4!

You: Hungary, Russia, and Italy

You: Although Russia didn't know what he was doing and Italy wanted a kiss in return

Stranger: I made my nations to sign a petition! A legal document!!!

You: Hungary and Russia signed a document for my birthday!

Stranger: *hi5!!*

You: *hi5!!*

You: Maybe we could work together

You: We could force the world to recognize us!

You: WE COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

You: THE SEALANDIC EMPIRE!

Stranger: We think alike! I was thinking the same thing! Lets make everyone sign a document!!! ((I'm not joking you're seriously reading my mind .-.))

Stranger: THEY CAN BOW DOWN!

You: England will be our servant.

You: He will use his eyebrows to police our shoes!

You: ((This is so wierd...))

You: Hello?

You: Other me?

Stranger: ((sorry! Afk for that moment))

Stranger: that's a great idea other Peter! *grins* then we can get uncle alfred to call US Heros!!

You: Yes!

You: I'm already allies with Canada, Hungary, Prussia, and Austria.

You: Maybe they could help us.

You: Although we would be supreme rulers, of course.

Stranger: And don't forget some of the Nordics!

You: Of course!

Stranger: AND WE CAN MAKE EVERYONE WHO REFUSES US TO LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!

Stranger: just because we obviously rule the Sea and can do that!

You: WE WILL FEED THEM ENGLAND'S SCONES!

You: That would be the ultimate punishment!

You: ((Do you have a DA?)

Stranger: And his Nasty shepherd's pie!

Stranger: Yes!!

Stranger: ((dont go on much, but grrrecia ^^))

You: ((I'm JamesLehane.))

You: Who will be trouble to take over?

You: Obviously England

Stranger: I can lock him in a closet.. Or switch around his potions so he can pass out or something!

Stranger: From all the fumes!!

You: He passes out, then we lock him in the closet!

Stranger: Yes! Then well lock all the others in a closet! And let em out if and only if they sign the document to not only recognize us but to be submissive towards us!

You: I like the way you think, me!

You: ((BTW, where are you from?))

Stranger: ((I'm from california T^T please don't say lucky! Le weather sucks really, bipolar! Sometimes it's 90 degrees and then it's raining the next day! I want to be in New England T^T))

Stranger: thank you, me! *semi evil laugh*

You: We have to capture Liechtenstein. She hates me.

You: She calls me a brat!

Stranger: Her brother gave me a place to live once when England kicked me out, he made her make me pajamas! I don't think she liked me much because they were pink!

You: I say she's evil, but no one believes me!

Stranger: You know who's really mean to me? China! He yells at me..

You: ((I'm from California too! I've been gone the last week. I hear it rained.))

Stranger: ((it did! Are you norcal or socal?? You're HELLA lucky if norcal! ^^))

You: China's old and cranky.

Stranger: ((this is weird are we soulmates lol? XD))

You: ((socal))

You: ((Nice use of hella.))

You: ((I think you're me.))

Stranger: ((socal too?? Omg this is destiny))

You: ((Long lost twins!))

Stranger: ((if you're Hispanic then yes))

You: ((Half))

Stranger: ((lol ok! Not full twins! Close enough))

You: ((What city?))

Stranger: ((location censured))

You: ((location censured))
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Hetalia Videos

1 min read
I should be doing my homework... but, no. Instead I'm watching Hetalia videos on Youtube. These videos are so awesome, I figured I'd share them.

Russia's song!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWK3Lx…

On a happier note: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQfHST…

Romano and Spain!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuWysh…

Pink's songs really fit tsundere characters: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhGUB6…

Too many romano videos! Iggy, I blame you!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHWx_x…

ROMANO'S HIPS DON'T LIE!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXwFB7…

Pub & Go... on piano!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7CeEe…

One of the scariest things I've ever heard: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPr0NZ…

ITALY IS THE OLD SPICE GUY!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1XMi8…

England, can you help me find an instrumental/karaoke of the Delicious Tomato Song?

In closing, the video I am obsessed with: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os708c…
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We're going on the assumption that we are one person. If something applies to only one of us, it gets half a point.

[/] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[/] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/
purse/pocket
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking
it up.
[/] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 6.5

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[/] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[/] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9.5

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (We love all food.)
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[/] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[/] You use the internet every day.
[/] You have been outside 3 or more times a day.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 14

Post this in your journal with the title saying
"I act like a ___ year old!"

Wally: I actually am 14.

Jess: As of four days ago, I'm 16, but 14 is my preferred teen age.
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Since we live together, Wally and I will be taking this quiz together. If something applies to one and not the other, we will mark the box with /, which is half a point.

What You Have=
[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step-Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[x] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[ ] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[/] Girlfriend
[ ] Boyfriend
[x] Cell phone
[ ] have/had swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a Hot tub
[x] Guestroom (It's Jess' room, but technically she's a guest.
[x] Living Room
[ ] Game Room
[x] Computer
[x] TV
Total: 8.5

[x] Full size or bigger bed
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] Sunglasses (Jess' glasses darken in the sun.)
[/] Watch (Jess has one but never uses it.)
[/] MP3 Player/iPod that works
[ ] PS2 that works
[ ] Xbox that works
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP that works
[ ] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] Wii
[ ] PS3
[ ] Laptop
Total: 11.5

[ ] Basketball/Netball hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table
[ ] Volleyball net
Total: 11.5

[x] Night stand
[ ] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player in bedroom
Total: 12.5

[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week
[/] AIM/MSN
[/] Camera/or on phone (Jess' phone camera doesn't work.)
Total: 13.5

[ ] Electric or gas scooter/4x4/motorcycle/car/go-cart
[/] Guitar/drums/bass guitar (acoustic guitar)
[/] Piano/Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[x] Traveled out of the state
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelery
[x] Met a singer/band/actor/actress
Total: 16.5

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[/] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $50 on you right now
[/] Credit card or ATM and or debit card of bank card
[ ] Have/had a massive tv
[ ] Mirror in your room
[ ] You have about two closets in your room
[x] 2 or more bedrooms in your house
[/] Been to Las Vegas (<3)
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[/] Been to Mexico
[/] Have over 5 trophies in your room or medals or ribbons
Total: 19.5

[x] Your Parents have a car
[ ] You have a car
[ ] You/parents own or owned a Jet Ski/boat
[ ] Have owned or own skis/snowboard
Total: 20.5

[x] Been camping
[x] Been to 3+ states
[ ] 100+ buddies on facebook/myspace/aim
Total: 22.5

[x] Home cooked meal almost every day (If by homecooked you mean microwaved.)
[/] Been in a limo
[x] Been in an airplane
[ ] Own/owned a camcorder
[x] Own a computer
Total: 26

End Total: 26

0 or less = Bum
1-22 = Poor emo
23-33 = Average Teen
34-44 = Upper class teen
45-up = Rich brat

We're average. That sounds about right.
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Friend Quiz

3 min read
I'm bored, so I thought I'd post a journal entry. This is supposed to be an OC quiz, but I don't have OCs so I'll use my friends.


1. Fill up the blanks with your OCs, or favorite characters (or friends). Put their names by the numbers, too.
2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.

(These are not all from the same story. Just...Random.)

1) Maximum Ride
2) Jess (She would kill me if I wrote her full name online.)
3) Zigzag
4) Tess White
5) Charlotte
6) Saphiran
7) John (For some reason he's the only guy.)




1. What if 7 and 4 kissed?

Hah! Iggy would kill him. Fang, Max, and Dylan would be very happy.

2. Where would 2 bury a treasure?

She's put it in her room and lose it within five minutes.

3. 3 and 7 get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?

Zigzag. RIP John.

4. 1 is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5. Do they help 1?

She's want to, but she doesn't have any money. Anyway, who would take ghost money?

5. Who is stronger? 6 or 4?

Tess. Sorry, Saph, but she's the Slayer.

6. Who is 3's secret love?

I don't think she has one, unless it's beating everyone up.

7. Can 2 juggle?

Probably not.

8. 1 is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?

No,  she wouldn't want to do that to Fang... although she was mad at him about his crush on Shakira... who does Max like anyway?

9. What is 5's biggest fear?

She's afraid of scientists.

10. A meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7, 2, and 4 stop it?

No. John is useless. Tess and Jess would kill each other.

11. Is 5 single?

She's a little kid and she's dead. She's not going to begin dating soon... or ever.

13. Does 1 wish this TAG was over?

Max is mad because there aren't enough questions about her.

14. 6 and 7 are dancing to the waltz. 2 comes in and sees them dancing. 2's reaction?

She'd wonder when Saphiran and John became friends.

15. 2 and 4 go to the movies. What movie do they see?

Nothing. They'd kill each other before thay get there.

16. You are attacked by 1, 3, and 6. Can you survive?

No. I'm dead. Though Saph might let me live.

17. What is 4's favorite color?

White.

18. Can 7 sing?

Dunno, but I'm not about to go check.

19. A vampire bites 2. 4 sees this, what do they do?

I'd hope she's save her.

20. All the characters get into a battle Royal. Who will win?

Zigzag.

21. Well, now it's over! Tag 3 people

You, you, and you.
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